18.3.09

modern love haiku

she was in a gang

i mean a cult they cut the

breasts clean off those hoes

7 comments:

~otto~ said...

cutlets

Pet & Gone said...

this is my favorite haiku. ever.

Ani Smith said...

Hi Brandi, welcome!


Can I just say that this haiku is awful and wrong, it promotes violence towards women and it doesn't even make sense. Plus hoes is so ordinary.

[Please sir, may I have some more?]

Anonymous said...

Hoes have breasts now?

Wow. What strange garden implements do you guys have over there in Americky?

Here in Britain we just have spades with penises. Far easier.

ty bluesmith said...

Remember how we used to talk about bustin out we'd break their hearts together

forever

never say goodbye
never say goodbye-eee-eye

Anonymous said...

i always return rakes to the garden centre if they have breasts attached.


(this haiku made me laugh a lot.)

ty bluesmith said...

they only got one. the left one is inverted. hot right?