There once was a fellow called Fred
Who never meant quite what he said.
He told his wife ‘Dear,
There’s nothing to fear’
Whilst holding a gun to her head.
3 days ago
16.3.09
Limerick Of Implied Violence #1
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He wasn't holding a gun, was he? He was holding a banana. Or a small individual part-baked Sainsbury's baguette?
There's many a time I've held a small individual part-baked Sainsbury's baguette to a woman's head, I'll tell you. But, um, enough about my private life.
again, love it
Shit I think I went out with Fred once ...
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