16.3.09

Limerick Of Implied Violence #1

There once was a fellow called Fred
Who never meant quite what he said.
He told his wife ‘Dear,
There’s nothing to fear’
Whilst holding a gun to her head.

3 comments:

An Unreliable Witness said...

He wasn't holding a gun, was he? He was holding a banana. Or a small individual part-baked Sainsbury's baguette?

There's many a time I've held a small individual part-baked Sainsbury's baguette to a woman's head, I'll tell you. But, um, enough about my private life.

Robb Todd said...

again, love it

Ani Smith said...

Shit I think I went out with Fred once ...