Joe Dolce Sings Slayer's Greatest Hits

Probably she takes her rings all off when she washes her dark face
Several volunteers say they saw her by the chocolate swooning
And of the man reporters continue to report his misdemeanours angrily
Probably he waited for the courgette pelting before sneaking out the window
In the meanwhile she mistakes a kind word for unlimited warranty
Last sighted crouching awkwardly in that angled space beneath the stairs
Several churchgoers offered to give her head on their way back from Sunday service
After some negotiation it's for the best that she agreed

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