I'm going on a road trip

Alone, so what?
I got camping gear,
trusty sat nav
(British male),
also maps,
cute wellies,
43 bottles of
spiked vitamin water,
Nature awaits at
my secret destination.
I got sights to see.
But first—
I'm going to go
take a piss behind
a bush nowhere
near the woods
at the back
of your house.


xTx said...

i laughed at the end. it sounded like huh huuuuhhhh but with more of an "EE" sound mixed in.

Ani Smith said...

To giggle some more try reading the last few lines pausing at the end of each while doing a Christopher Walken impression.

jereme said...

you got me to laugh too.