31.3.09

Every day I get more puerile

...this is some mid-life crisis.
or pre mid-life. whatever. i
can't stop submitting bullshit
writing.

and i think i'm ageing backwards. the other day
someone said 'sucking soggy nuts'
(she was talking about almonds)

and i choked and spluttered.
and she cracked the hell up too.

once in a feminist
seminar, i laughed at
the word 'vagina.'

3 comments:

xTx said...

brilliance.

~otto~ said...

I will say "sucking soggy nuts" the next time someone asks me, "Wassup?"

An Unreliable Witness said...

Vagina?

Isn't that one of the Greek holiday islands?

I went there once and drank far too much Ouzo. I ended up lying face down all night in the island's main port, Clitoris.