25.2.09

Stupid American Haiku

What is clotted cream?
What are bangers? What are mash?
I am not British

13 comments:

An Unreliable Witness said...

Bangers are something
We cannot talk about in
Polite company

Ani Smith said...

Just come to London
you know I'll show you what's good
I don't mean the chips

An Unreliable Witness said...

Saveloy?

ex tee ex said...

ani, you are a silly bint!

(did i use that properly?)

ex tee ex said...
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ty bluesmith said...

i mean. ok. i thought it was going to be about me.

it's wasn't and i'm fine with that really.

i like your poh-emmm anyway. and i would like to offer that clotted cream is something that follows me around the internet.

have a bless day.

ty bluesmith said...

OH SNAP UNRELIABLE'S RESPONSE IS A POH-EMM!

well done.

ty bluesmith said...

OMG and ani too. i am seeing the pattern yes.

ty bluesmith said...

you are quite a clever bunch:)

good for you.

gold star.

ex tee ex said...

oh fuck, then I screwed up...let me rephrase....

BFF Ani
May I call you 'silly bint'?
Did I use that right?

Ani Smith said...

You can call me bint
Silly bint if it pleases
Just be sure to call

;)

~otto~ said...

all code words for jism

Wrenna said...
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