25.2.09

Tanka of regrettable dunking

She came to my door
With a packet of hobnobs
I said "Please nibble."
She said "I cannot nibble
Your hobnobs; they are soggy."

7 comments:

Ani Smith said...

Oh. My. Fuck.

An Unreliable Witness said...

What? What?!

Just you wait 'til my tanka about Rich Tea Fingers. That'll be something to behold.

ty bluesmith said...

Howdy Hi. Can I chill here? Gmail won't let me sign in and I have nothing else to do.

Ani Smith said...

Hey cowboy, all you have to do to chill in this box is be completely filthy. Preferably, though not exclusively, about British snack foods.

Roberta said...

'Soggy' is one of those unfortunate words.

ex tee ex said...

i'm guessing hobnobs is a euphamism for tits

~otto~ said...

I prefer my hobnobs soggy