2.2.09

It's Sad, So Sad, So, So SO Sad...

Listen up children and hear my sorry tale
And if it gets too harrowing you can always bail
I had a little Lily and I loved her very much
I trembled and I quivered at her very touch
But wait up children for this is woeful
And will explain my face so doleful
One day I mislaid her in the folds of my bed
And the next time I saw her she was very dead
Take heed from me children and don’t do as I do
Or you’ll find your life will be coloured with blue
Don’t wash your bedclothes the way that I did
A water-logged lily is sadly horrid
Keep your sex toys safe in their little boxes
Don’t let them fall in and drown with your soxes.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Positively Vogonic!

xtx said...

tragic!

Ani Smith said...

You feel better now, don't you?

Z said...

Anonymous, it's a sad and touching piece. Don't be a hater.

xtx, it is calamitous.

Ani, I do! So much better! You were absolutely right.

Krissyface said...

that's fucking beautiful.