Jesus was my cashier at
In-N-Out today
He made my Double-Double
calorie-free
After I thanked him
we made small talk
(lunch rush was over)
Bonded quite a bit and
I thought, Jesus is pretty fuckin’ cool.
On my way out he goes
“Pssst….”
so I lean in and he says,
“Go to Red Lobster Monday night,
I’m making all the food look like it does on
the commercials.”
“Fuckin’ sweet!” I say.
“Whoops, pardon my French Jesus.”
“No worries my son…it’s all good.”
Then he fist pumped me.
3 days ago
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2 comments:
Dude, I never run into him, I keep running into the red guy. Lucky girl.
Did Jesus of the Christ die for this?
No! He died for the monkeys!
Probably.
I am a little confused.
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