6.2.09

(Flippin') Sweet Jesus

Jesus was my cashier at
In-N-Out today
He made my Double-Double
calorie-free

After I thanked him
we made small talk
(lunch rush was over)
Bonded quite a bit and
I thought, Jesus is pretty fuckin’ cool.

On my way out he goes
“Pssst….”
so I lean in and he says,
“Go to Red Lobster Monday night,
I’m making all the food look like it does on
the commercials.”

“Fuckin’ sweet!” I say.
“Whoops, pardon my French Jesus.”

“No worries my son…it’s all good.”

Then he fist pumped me.

2 comments:

Ani Smith said...

Dude, I never run into him, I keep running into the red guy. Lucky girl.

An Unreliable Witness said...

Did Jesus of the Christ die for this?
No! He died for the monkeys!
Probably.

I am a little confused.