24.1.09

If you were my best friend

I'd offer to brush your hair
To press my chest against your back and
Surreptitiously inhale your shampoo
I'd finger the neckline of your frilly white shirt
Pretending to straighten it out for you
While grazing your skin
I'd steal glances at your breasts
Wondering how I want them
To paw, pinch and squeeze, or exchange for my own?
I'd give you what boys don't
So you'll think about loving me
With my scarcely hidden desire
I'd make it very uncomfortable
Very
Very quickly

14 comments:

ty bluesmith said...

my shirt isn't frilly ok. it's a white undershirt. hanes. tagless. mike jordan.

you prolly don't know the ad campaign i speak of. being all wordly and shit.

xtx said...

i am down for this.

An Unreliable Witness said...

Utter filth.

Please stop secretly watching Carry On movies on UK Gold every weekend.

Ani Smith said...

Ty: I haven't been gone that long, darling, I know exactly what you mean.

xtx: Like I hoped you would.

AUW: You know me, uncouth as all get out.

jereme said...

i liked this a lot

xtx said...

Ani, it's seriously funny because after we emailed that day, i started writing a best friend poem about you...and then i lamed out.

YOU SUCCEEDED!

Ani Smith said...

Haha! No, I think it's just that unlike me, you have some dignity. ;)

xtx said...

me? dignity? um, you must've never written the story I MADE PUBLIC about me shitting into a ziploc bag then......

Ani Smith said...

Damn. I obviously missed it because I'd definitely remember something like that.

You are not going to provide us a link are you? TEASE!!!

xtx said...

link

Ani Smith said...

Xtx? Will you marry me? ;)

xtx said...

haha! if, after reading that, you are drawn to marry me...then, yes...i accept!!

(this is so romantic!)

Ani Smith said...

Wonderful darling! I am thinking a beach wedding ...

jem said...

Scary. I was starting to get lulled there, thinking you meant it, and then...