Phew, rock 'n' roll

It is Friday!
Friday! Friday! Friday!
Friday at last! Friday!
The day after Thursday
The start of the weekend
When I transform myself
Into a 24-hour
Party Person

Shortly, I will go clubbing
Snort coke off a nun's wimple
Watch pole dancers lustfully
Maybe pole dance myself
Get in a fight
Headbutt a tourist
End up stoned
Drunk and
Bloody in
A gutter

But first
A cocoa
And an

(I am old)


Z said...

That is so exactly my Friday night! (especially the wannabe headbutting and the cocoa)

jereme said...


i laughed pretty good at this one.

wtf is a wimple?

petemaskreplica said...

Pff, just any old night in Soho, then.

jereme said...

i pose it again, what is a wimple in the UK?

An Unreliable Witness said...

Oops. Sorry Jereme. Forgot to answer. A wimple is the headdress worn by nuns, covering their heads, going down the sides and under their chins. Very fetching, though I wouldn't wear one.

jereme said...

oh, hahaha. i thought it was british street slang or something.


Ani Smith said...

Hey baby, is that a wimple on your head or are you just happy to see me?

Wanna go back to my place for a wimple?

Oooh wimple me good, baby yeah!!!

An Unreliable Witness said...

I know what you mean. It does sound a bit like street slang. I might try visiting the fleshpots of Soho tomorrow, and ask the 'madam' of each establishment whether she's got any nice wimple in the place ...