4.8.08

Nervous cough

The dirty urges of instinctive animals
Is a subject best not discussed
With visiting Jehovah's Witnesses
Whilst your pet pooch humps your leg.

Just smile sweetly, ignore the
Slobbering canine at your ankle,
Help yourself to a custard cream and
Buy a copy of Watchtower.

Nod vigorously in agreement
As they tell you that the end is nigh.
It certainly is for that dog, as
He nears his moment of ecstatic release.

Quick! Change the topic!

"Nice weather we're having?"

3 comments:

Ani Smith said...

Gross!

Dave King said...

Oh, oh, oh - or should I say Ho! Ho! Ho! - I really enjoyed this! Thanks.

Gorilla Bananas said...

Where's a bitch when you need one?