Must we fling this filth at our pet kids?

It's kitten porn
That gets my scorn.
Who do they think
They are?

This cat abusing
Just ain't amusing.
How can they sink
That far?

Those little critters
Have got the jitters
From worrying
All day,

That some weird jerk,
Fresh home from work,
Comes scurrying
Their way.

There's just one sanction
I would action
For those who
With cats play:

Their brains I'd splatter.
But it's a matter
For the

1 comment:

An Unreliable Witness said...

I would apologise for trapping this blog into a CAT-alogue of kitten references, were it not for the brilliance of that post.