3.7.08

I got the blues

(To be sung to the tune of every John Lee Hooker song, ever)

Woke up this mornin'
Dragged mysel' outta bed
Well, I stepped on mah pet dog
And now mah dog is dead

I got da blues
I got dem
'I can't actually write the blues very well'
Blues

Mah woman doggone left me
She took mah ukulele too
Now I'm pluckin' lonely
Gotta blow mah own kazoo

I got da blues
I got dem
'I can't actually write the blues very well'
Blues

(Bad guitar solo goes here)

And the reason I don't get the blues
Is because I'm middle class

4 comments:

Long John Heckler said...

She took your Uke?

That's rough, man....

petemaskreplica said...

Can blue men sing the whites?

Clarissa said...

What about rap? Have you got the rap?

gingatao said...

Haha, at least you're honest about it. So you get points for writing a piece which describes itself so well. Where is Lissa! I have come to subscribe to your magazinewebsitethingy because Lissa is the best writer in bloggoland.