Voodoo for beginners

Please don't break my friends' legs again
And please don't rip my friends' arms off with such relish
Oh, and finally, please don't rip off my head
And roll it up into a little pink ball
Thank you


lissa said...

haha. fantastic. that little pink ball part creates quite an image.

Clarissa said...

What about picking my teeth with splinters of bone?

jem said...

Made me smile. Wish I'd have thought of this - 'Confessions of a Voodoo Doll' - would have fitted well with my series.

An Unreliable Witness said...

To clarify: I would just like to add that the subject of this particular Piffle does not engage in the black art of voodoo.