Deserving of an orgasm, in the night she wandered

(As rejected by L⁴ for being too 'vaginy' and 'grody' - yesss!)

1
this thing it's so big
it tears my orgasm from me
like half-hanging-off teeth
with a satisfied dull pop

2
pushing your tampon too far in is worrisome sometimes
but leaving it too far out sometimes chafes
like where the ice skating rink was in winter
a chick that holds it for you like a hose while you spray

3
a light sprinkling of milk chocolate syrup
mars your snowy torso
insensitive jerks intone proclamations
of you needing to get laid

4
sadly peering into your openings
the puss and play congeal
when do you think we might be friends?
when i'm a balloon animal with a twisted bulb for a nose?