24.2.09

Slacker

Today will be my day of productivity.
No, really.
I’ve lit nag champa. Music belting. Today
I’ll GET THINGS DONE.

Really, I have had such a productive couple of months.
Whilst I have put off two real life things I have done so
Much BLOGGING. Submitted stories about
Real doll dead girls. Dated some. Done so very much
blogging.

The Possibly Not Very Reliable Witness says
I’m making a zine. Would you like to submit something
one day? I say
I’ll write something RIGHT NOW!


Really, I think I’m excelling at productivity.

My lunar calendar says
New moon tomorrow.
Today’s the day! I think.
Yes it, yes it is. Today’s the day
I won’t procrastinate.

Then I notice I urgently need
hobnobs. And understanding that they’re
most important of all, dash out the door, and then I’m gone.

I think I win at life.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hobnobs?
HOBNOBS!
Utter filth.

[Please don't explain to the American contingent what Hobnobs really are. It will destroy the mystigue.]

Anonymous said...

I introduced an American to hobnobs the other week.

Much delight was experienced by all who partook.

An Unreliable Witness said...

I'm so glad. I find that Americans sometimes have problems with the unexpected moistness of the average Hobnob, don't you?

ty bluesmith said...

i was going to ask you if you felt like you got done what you needed to but now i'm stuck wondering about hobnobs.

Anonymous said...

i actually made a really decent dent in the stuff i needed to get done.


the hobnobs helped.