20.2.09

The Piffle Reading Sessions #8: Hounded
(by An Unreliable Witness)




Read the poem

19 comments:

ex tee ex said...

Absolutely tremendous.

Ani Smith said...

Holy fucking shit. I am terrified.

l. said...

[...makes a half bow, three prostrations and then a half bow.]

ty bluesmith said...

doges.

ty bluesmith said...

ok you're the best at reading out of all of us thus far.

Ani Smith said...

That's not what you said last night.

An Unreliable Witness said...

ex tee ex - Why, thank you.

Ani Smith - My work here is done, then.

l. - Ah, you are too kind. But no prostrating please. I am a modest sort.

ty - Now now, Mr Bluesmith. No hyperbole, please. Ani is the best at reading. She does other languages and stuff too. *swoon*

Ani - Please stop hijacking my comments. This comments box is about ME. Me, me, me. Christ, I'm modest.

Roberta said...

You could totally have done Jackanory.


(That's a compliment.)

ty bluesmith said...

that neruda poem did make me feel a bit flushed.

i say it's a tie.

xtx is in there too.

and anyone else who may be feeling left out of things. you're in there, too.

right next to my heart.

An Unreliable Witness said...

No no, Ty. No one - and I mean, simple NO ONE - can compete with your cooing. So there.

I think we ought to stop this now. Such mutual praise is sickening. I think you're all rubbish. Except for me, obviously. I'm great.

ty bluesmith said...

you are great. that is totally a given. in fact. en hecho. i cancelled my friday nite plans to hang out on this comment thread and say that to you over and over.

and thanks to you sir i now laugh hysterically like a crazy person every time i think of the word "coo."

Ani Smith said...

Me too, i am supposed to be at this lavish party right now, but I thought no man, piffle threads is where it's at.

An Unreliable Witness said...

That's nothing. I am supposed to be at the cocktail party launch of my new book - '112 Legal Things To Do With A Dead Pigeon' - but I scared myself so witless reading this post that I decided to stay in and comment on this thread too. It's got nothing to do with being a tragic social inadequate.

Ani Smith said...

You scared ME shitless. But I am tough, so I stayed.

ty bluesmith said...

you guys are rebels. you're like all up late and shit.

it's getting dark here. i can barely see the outline of my farm and my barn.

Ani Smith said...

Me I stay up all night ... mostly because I am scared shitless and leave the light on after reading Unreliable's writing.

An Unreliable Witness said...

I am solely responsible for inflated electricity usage across the UK, apparently. Some people need to attach jump-leads from a car battery to their nipples after reading my posts. Apparently.

ty bluesmith said...

i will put you both to the test later.

we'll see who fails.

winner gets a trip to bougieville.

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