2.1.09

Hot Dog Dance

I was cutting hot dogs and
one fell onto the floor and
I picked it up and
washed it and
realized,
'this looks like a dick'
I took the hot dog dick and
put it by my crotch and
did a,
'I have a floppy hot dog penis' dance
in front of you and
you got down on your knees and
sucked my fake hot dog dick and
then fucked me stupid with your
real dick while
the dog licked the floor
where the hot dog
had fallen.

5 comments:

Clarissa said...

I love you.

xtx said...

you just love my hot dog

Clarissa said...

possibly

madamerouge said...

I've never wanted a hot dog more.

Jaded Bunny said...

xtc?

fuck me. that was really, really good. i know, right?