The Challenge

Amatory conquest
That would be me
Line up right here, conquistadors
Shut up and just play along
I’ll stand in your way and yell:
Come and get me, big boy!
Well, no, I won’t
I’ll just stand here looking vague
And slightly aloof
(Mainly because I’m shortsighted)
Seduce me with words
Flatter me with wit
Charm me with innuendo
Melt me with longing glances
You can’t
I’m aloofness personified
It’s not a ploy
I’m completely oblivious
It’s all lost on me until: Wanna fuck?
Ohhhhh! NOW I get it! Yeah, OK
You think like a man, they cry
I love a woman who knows what she wants
But honey, I don’t say,
You appear to be lusting after a woman who
Quite often
Has no clue what she wants
Until it suggests a fuck.