I don't know
shit about literature -
sounds like a song
to me.

Act out your reading,
for me -
and I'll reward you
with my full attention,
and my well worn panties.


An Unreliable Witness said...

I am shocked and appalled.
Appalled. And shocked.

I think it's disgusting. Dis. Gust. Ing. An abomination. The filth of it. Anyone could be reading. Must we throw this sheer unutterable depravity at your innocent internet kids?

Yes, you. You know what I'm talking about.

I do not expect to come to a charming little site like this and read such words as 'act out your reading'.

I resign my Piffle membership forthwith. Please stop sending me your monthly magazine, and I will return my badge in the post. Goodnight.

thehappymisfit said...

I, on the other hand, find this rather delightful! ;) Well worn panties indeed! :)

lissa said...

ha sounds great to me. a worthy reward for reading.

Schmutzie said...

You are being featured on Five Star Friday:

gingatao said...

That a is very cool audience/performer reversi.