buckle my shoe

to say you do not
have a leg to stand on
is not entirely true
you have exactly half that*
while I myself have two

*fortunately you never go on about it


An Unreliable Witness said...

You two-legged people! You just can't help showing off, can you? Mark my words, one-leggedness is the future. You'll all be wanting one (or rather half of one) soon.

Ani Smith said...

I agree with the Olympic judging committee, it most certainly gives him an unfair advantage!