tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5184295543989959648.post6665548178133911775..comments2023-11-03T12:39:06.593+00:00Comments on PIFFLE.: editor haikuAni Smithhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02139009026964141906noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5184295543989959648.post-73060485362695979362009-03-09T14:03:00.000+00:002009-03-09T14:03:00.000+00:00Mr. O'Squirrelbait. Please send along the required...Mr. O'Squirrelbait. Please send along the required DNA test results form at your earliest convenience. The proper shipping procedure was detailed in an earlier email I believe. <BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, the current state of the world requires us to know without a doubt that we are in fact dealing with a member of the O'Squirrelbait family before our business can proceed. <BR/><BR/>And I'm telling ty bluesmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03540396027870028004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5184295543989959648.post-55159982957621905012009-03-09T13:08:00.000+00:002009-03-09T13:08:00.000+00:00Dear Mr Bluesmith,Our new lit mag, Masturbatory Sq...Dear Mr Bluesmith,<BR/><BR/>Our new lit mag, Masturbatory Squirrel, would be delighted to publish your new piece of prose. However, before we do, please send three vials of your blood to the following address to prove that you really have hurt yourself in order to feature in our venerable journal. We like to feel wanted, after all.<BR/><BR/>Yours sincerely,<BR/>Gilbert O'Squirrelbait<BR/>Editor Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5184295543989959648.post-26122669774814593382009-03-09T08:11:00.000+00:002009-03-09T08:11:00.000+00:00Will there be pictures?Will there be pictures?Ani Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02139009026964141906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5184295543989959648.post-70009171985032266652009-03-09T01:41:00.000+00:002009-03-09T01:41:00.000+00:00Umm. You Prolly won't believe this but I actually ...Umm. You Prolly won't believe this but I actually just wrote something very similar:)ty bluesmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03540396027870028004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5184295543989959648.post-89088316699125268562009-03-09T01:18:00.000+00:002009-03-09T01:18:00.000+00:00^ I hope this is part of your submissions covering...^ I hope this is part of your submissions covering letter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com