25.2.09

Haiku of clotted cream

You should not spread that
Where you are now spreading it
Clotted cream's for scones

4 comments:

Ani Smith said...

Can you spread clotted cream on your hobnob though?

An Unreliable Witness said...

No, that would be very wrong.
It would soften all the rough bits too much, and they are only supposed to be moist in the middle.

ty bluesmith said...

well i was a little cowboy on the range back in the days before carjackins ruled the streets i used to dream that i would one day find a group of friends who would share my love of haiku and goddammit y'all made it come true.

i'm gonna spend my whole welfare check on 40s and drink them in y'alls honors.

~otto~ said...

I have to disagree. Clotted cream is just fine all by itself. Or in a vagina.